I'm a mess and i do a lot of very questionable things.

also I'm a professional pokemon trainer

thank you!!

poptart? don't you mean sodatart?

thank u for the

drag & drop
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squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

swozor:

queerlittlepup:

getoutofmyheadcharles:

a-study-in-lobo:

I hate arguing with your parents, because you can set up a perfect arguments with many, many different points yet they will only use one point and repeat it constantly. Then you end up getting angry and they shout at you for it.

Everybody on Tumblr is fucking 14 years old

Nope, my parents did this to me well into my 20’s and I moved out of their place when I was 18. 

I’m 19 and my parents still do this

alexanderhamiltonisthebottom:

share a coke with a  c o m r a d e 

dulect:

gf: babe come over

me: i can’t my house is on fire

gf: i’m horny and wanna suck your dic..

me:image

maahammy:

i want to adopt him

doodlemancy:

I get pumped around the end of August. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS RESTRAINT

kengriffey-jr:

browngirlcommentary:

ok…………

so glad i’m outta high school